zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

(Source: mrssaberhagen, via up-at-4am)

martialarts-muscles-and-mascara:

onlyfitgirls:

Sarah Loogman Box jump 53 inches (1.35m) 

What and how. Mostly, how.

opewinston:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(smoke signals) aromantic 

(via geneey)

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP
sasstiel-in-the-tardis:

ciarachimera:

what the fuck are cats

I JUST SNORTED MILK OUT MY NOSE
jnzooger:

writinginmysleep:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.


how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 


Only reblogging this because it’s beautiful. 

Those two are perfect for eachother, wow.
Fuck, my tea. me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via danisacunt)

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via danisacunt)

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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(via danisacunt)